Why we must cancel the Amazon Prime Trial Membership very soon

1. Danjo loves free two-day shipping a little too much, and Venom seems attracted to it as well.

2. I love getting packages left on my doorstep (unless they are expensive cameras, in which case I'd really rather be home when they arrive). It doesn't matter who the packages are for, I just love getting packages. The cheerleader spy book wasn't really my thing, but it was fun to open. Same with the book with all the talk about aeolian scales and diatonic scales and lowered sevenths, and the quick release guitar strap. The list goes on.

3. Young Adventurer loves getting packages too. He doesn't care what we paid for, he only wants to explode the airbags that serve as packing materials.

4. Shipping may be free, but we haven't yet determined how to get Amazon to send said packages without first paying them for what the packages contain.

Cancel the membership or sell a car...

A six-pack of hard-to-find deodorant arrives next. Summer is coming!