Saturday, May 1, 2010

Dear Amazon,

Today I have received a box from you. I was excited, as I have been for all the other boxes you have sent in the last couple of weeks. I opened it on the way back in from the mailbox, and to my extreme horror and revulsion, this is what I saw:


This is ugly. Indescribably ugly. Your photo did not do it justice, and Danjo, who must not have read the reviews before ordering it, was deceived.
Now all is not lost. It is a musical instrument accessory, and it does match the piano bench. Not that we would have chosen to have ANYTHING match this piano bench. Early '70's harvest gold is not a color we want to match. Ever again.
So, thanks for sending it so quickly, but please don't send any more.

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