Greetings

Hello, I am your future overlord. You do not need to know my name or the color of my fur, you only need know that I will, one day soon, be your benevolent ruler. There is no need to be alarmed, you will be happier than you ever thought you could be. Look forward to this day. Romp in the grass in eager anticipation of all the joy you will know, eat an apple and leap into the air. One day you shall soon know me. For now, I must bid you farewell UrbanRanger is starting to wake up...