Do You Recall?

So, the kids went to youth symphony last night, where some parent brought peanut butter crackers for the kids' snack. Does this person not watch the news? Maybe. The kids think it's a plot. Chair auditions are next week, and this parent is maybe trying to get their kid ahead by poisoning the competition. Adventurer Two, who currently sits first chair, wisely chose cheese crackers instead. Venom, who doesn't have room in her busy head for the mundane things of life, went for the peanut butter and felt silly about it later. 

As for me, I'm going to go spread some Jif onto a Nilla Wafer, top with chocolate chips, and enjoy a risky snack.