Can I have my ball back?

Hello, neighbor. How's it going? I found all these golf balls in our backyard. I think they are yours. You must have been practicing your chip shots (or something-I don't really know much about golf). Is your game improving? The weather is getting nice for golf. I was wondering, have you found The Hope of His Calling in your yard? I kinda hit it over the fence... No? It's not there? Are you sure? Could you check the pool?... Oh. Maybe I swing harder than I thought... What was I doing knocking that around? Well, let's just say I got a little upset and leave it at that... Yeah, I know. Well, thanks... No, don't worry about the golf balls. If we find more, we'll just bring them back again.