1. Gain 10 pounds
2. Explore job opportunities utilizing newfound skill of imitating a lava lamp
3. Delegate (yard work)
4. Move to Great Britain (or England, or UK or whatever) and become the Doctor's next companion
5. Redecorate the dining room in steakhouse/grocery store kitsch
6. Shop for land in Barbados
7. Continue the search for the world's creepiest mannequin
8. Memorize a poem (not necessarily a long one) about an animal of some kind
9-11. [Intentionally left blank]
Happy New Year!
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