Driven to Drink

I went to the doctor today. The grouchy one. But he was downright friendly this time. Maybe because he had good news for me. I am fine. Except for one thing. Apparently I have a drinking problem. A big one. But with an odd twist. I don't drink nearly enough. Now I have to drink as much as I possibly can. Nay, more than I possibly can. 

This could get interesting.