Heard around the house

"Are we there yet?"

"But we'll get 50,000 bonus miles on the west to Bethlehem route if we use the frankincense card"

"I'm pretty sure there's not going to be room in this inn."

"Stupid sheep. It's probably hiding.
Hope the House of Israel isn't too mad when I come back without it."

"This is not how I imagined my first turkey hunt."

(Ahh!)