I received these last night in exchange for an empty egg carton (the modern equivalent of a dry milk cow). They were billed as pumpkin seedlings, but after close examination by a team of experts, they are now believed to be Magic Beans. What else would suddenly spring up by the hundreds under a citrus tree in the desert? I shall plant them this morning and eagerly await the Beanstalk. I need to find the goose that lays the golden eggs. She's been missing for a while now.
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I can totally hunt geese. I'll just need a significant cut of the profits...
I have no interest in, or need for, a beanstalk, but please keep me updated on the progress of said beanstalk. Again, there is no particular reason I need to know all the minutia concerning the beanstalk and it's barely interesting to me, but please keep me posted anyway.
Updates will be on a "want to know" basis only. Additionally, it is apparently a hen, not a goose. Apologies for the confusion. Can you hunt hens? Cut of profits will depend on output of said hen.
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